My mom is the most straight-laced, uptight person you can imagine, and she works very high-level financial jobs for the government. If you looked up ‘professional woman’ in the dictionary, it would probably just be a picture of her. What no one else knows is that she has a tattoo on the back of her leg of a bear with penises instead of legs.”
Like, where its legs would be, there are just massive dicks. She wears tights or pants to cover it all the time. As far as I know, I’m the only person that knows about it. She was a very wild teenager and met up with an ‘aspiring tattoo artist’ (aka rando with a tattoo gun) in a hotel room to get a tattoo of a bear when she was 16 years old. The guy got a little excessively creative and gave her a bear with dicks for legs.
It’s so vulgar that if anyone saw it I think there’s a good chance she’d lose her job, or at least have some serious explaining to do. I once asked her why she doesn’t get it removed, and she told me it’s her ‘symbol to her stupid youth.'”