/29 Things Basically Everyone Experienced During Their Childhood But Never, Ever Talks About

29 Things Basically Everyone Experienced During Their Childhood But Never, Ever Talks About

And I STILL do some of them.

When they were a kid, pretty much everyone…

1.

Pinched your finger for no reason:

2.

Rolled up the straps on your backpack as tight as humanly possible:

3.

Did the dolphin thing:

4.

Became grocery store famous:

5.

Stabbed the life out of an eraser:

6.

Developed a “smoking” habit:

7.

Clipped your mouth shut for some reason:

8.

Began a long career as a chemist:

9.

Took tons of bottle cap shots:

10.

Felt that deep watermelon seed regret:

11.

Raced raindrops on a car window:

12.

Pretended to have pool powers:

13.

Drew hair exactly like this:

14.

Became a water bender:

15.

Tried your best to defeat science:

17.

Felt like the highest of high society:

19.

Rubbed glue all over your hands just to peel it off:

20.

Ate macaroni like a cultured human:

21.

Tried to balance the switch in the middle:

22.

Ran your hand along the wall exactly like this:

23.

Pulled as many coupons as you could get your hands on:

24.

Made the most awkward call:

25.

Made the mad dash upstairs:

26.

Poked your finger on in that plastic:

27.

Kept an eye open for demons:

28.

Tried to push ’em all down:

29.

And fell for this exact joke:

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