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A compact silicone mini wand vibrator with over 1,000 positive reviews (!!!!) from beginners and sex toy pros alike who have had their minds completely and totally blown. Plus it’s small, easy to fit in your nightstand, and has three intuitive buttons.
The Girl’s Best Friend, a double whammy of a toy that will live up to its name. It’s perfect if you’re not sure whether you want to try a suction toy or a vibrating one — one end has an oral sex-mimicking clitoral stimulator, and the other is a classic vibe. Plus, reviewers say the lifetime warranty really has them coming back for more.
A couple’s starter kit complete with a mini bullet vibe, a vibrating cock ring that can go over both the penis and balls, and a reversible stroker with different textures on either side. Aka, the makings of the sexiest starter pack meme you’ve ever seen.
An affordable dual-stimulating vibe if you want to try out a classic shape, vaginal and clitoral stimulation, and a super-flexible, body-safe silicone member without breaking the bank. It certainly gives you serious ~bang~ for your buck.
A set of Tenga eggs, which open to reveal an awesomely textured, single-use masturbation sleeve and give new meaning to the expression “beat an egg” — even for penis owners who usually just stick to their hands.
The I Rub My Duckie, a seven-speed vibrator that you can easily display in your bathroom and no one will be the wiser. And since the whole duck vibrates, you can play around with where you like the most stimulation. I can’t think of a less intimidating first toy, or one more likely to make you ~quack~ up. Yup, this fits the ~bill~.
A super realistic, flexible dildo that’s the perfect size for beginners, for both anal and vaginal use. Plus, it comes with a little bottle of lube so you’ll be ready to play right away!
The Lelo Lily 2, a quiet, pretty, and gently curved vibe designed to provide tons of external stimulation, if penetration and phallic-looking toys just aren’t what you’re looking for. It’s also designed to work between your and a partner’s bodies if you need a little help to the finish line.
A double-ended, latex-free anal prober so you can figure out ~what what~ you like ~up your butt~.
The Unbound Saucy, a adorably quirky vibe here to provide out-of-this-world feeling thanks to a sci-fi-worthy thing called haptic technology — it senses when you squeeze harder and then vibrates harder in response!
A sultry remote-controlled vibe and panty set for anyone who wants to try out getting (discreetly) sexy in public. Just pop the 12-speed, eight-pattern, waterproof vibe into the adjustable panties’ pouch, hand the remote to your partner, and go to town (literally).
A waterproof, textured cock ring so you can start to experiment with toys with your partner in way that helps you both get off. This bad boy provides clitoral stimulation and is designed to help the wearer last longer.
A powerful, seven-inch vibrator that’s shockingly quiet, for anyone who really wants to go at it without fear of their roommates hearing. As for stopping YOURSELF from being noisy, that I can’t help you with.
A discreet, quiet, and classic bullet vibe that could be easily mistaken for a tube of lipstick, so you can take it on the go worry-free. And listen, I love lipstick, but last time I checked, my favorite tube of Fenty didn’t have six nut-worthy vibration speeds.
An under-$10 (yes, really) mini G-spot vibe so you can give the world of toys a try and, if you don’t like it (I mean, you will, but hypothetically) you’ll only be out the price of, like, 1.5 trips to Starbucks.
A sleek and splurge-worthy cock ring that heard you say that plain old partnered sex couldn’t get any better, then said “hold my beer.” Or “hold my lube.” IDK what sex toys drink but you get the point.
An internally textured stroker so folks on HRT with bottom growth can get off with a toy that’s just right for their body.
A trainer set of butt plugs to help you gradually build up to the backdoor fun your body’s been assking for.
A finger vibe so you can get used to the feel of a vibrator during a good-ol’-fashioned fingering session.
And finally, some top-rated antibacterial toy cleaner and lube to complete your ~special package~. Because if there’s anything you need to know about sex toys, it’s to clean them after each use and to USE A WATER-BASED LUBE, PEOPLE!
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