/18 Jokes Youll Appreciate If Youre Just A Sweaty, Sweaty Human

18 Jokes Youll Appreciate If Youre Just A Sweaty, Sweaty Human

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No, I’m not this sweaty from exercise; I just walked two blocks.

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Am I allowed to take a second shower if Im sweating this much right after the first shower?

03:06 PM – 13 Jun 2012

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if by “hot girl summer” you mean “wears men’s deodorant because she sweats off everything else” then yes i am participating

02:12 PM – 28 Jun 2019

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Having big breasts is all fun and games until it’s summer and you’re sweating in your bra😭

11:30 AM – 29 Jun 2019

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I hate summer. I hate being itchy. I hate being sweaty. I hate the sun. I want to kill the sun.

02:35 AM – 26 May 2020

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IT IS TOO HOT. I KNOW WE WANTED SUNSHINE BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH. I JUST SAW A PIGEON ON FIRE. TEA EVAPORATES AS IT IS POURED. THE LONDON UNDERGROUND SMELLS LIKE A WET FORGOTTEN KEBAB. BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE EVERYWHERE MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A SWEATY FURIOUS HAM. HELP.

11:40 AM – 29 Jun 2019

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Woman: [pointing to the sweat pouring off my stupid face] someone loves the gym!

Me: i literally just walked in here

04:19 PM – 20 Jul 2015

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Why is the small of the back considered a “sensual area”? That’s literally where all my sweat lives.

04:32 PM – 03 Sep 2013

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If a genie granted me 3 wishes, all 3 of them would be to not look so sweaty in pictures.

05:28 PM – 07 Sep 2015

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I am sweatier that Bob Sweaty McSweatson, winner of sweatiest person to have ever lived, whilst in a sauna, dousing himself in sweat.

08:50 PM – 21 Jun 2017

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