My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.
Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy’s car?
The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain’t been in my car in weeks
Me: Ain’t no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps
*we all go to garage & look in car* https://t.co/3c4kItwnZO